big octopus

big octopus

Monday, January 24, 2011

C-A-R-T-O-O-N-S ( PART 7 )

He's pissed because you can't do any kind of effective home repair
if your hammer is made of an icecream cone.

Funny,..
the ball needed some fine tuning,...but oh well



Not sure why he has goggles,....but if i had a gigantic cup of coffee and
a doughnut the size of an inner tube,....i'd probably wear goggles too!



inspired by the opening scene of a Road Runner Cartoon



inspired by "Who Framed Roger Rabbit"






belligerent knife wielding hill-billy alien

Bad take out!


Pig canon or Hog Dare Devil











Monster Newspaper!








Battle Penguin!
















C-A-R-T-O-O-N-S ( PART 6 )

Funny & wierd To hell with slow & steady,.....nitrous sounds sounds like a great idea

His name is "Ouch" and he's lethargic,....and wants a hug,...............
sadly he probably won't get one



Well nitrous didn't quite do it,......
so jet fuel was tried

This little guy wants a hug,.......
ain't no one gonna do it though







Sunday, January 23, 2011

Pen & Ink -( still kinda cartoony )

A Norse Dragon Horse thing OSTRICH!
Dragon!

Another Dragon




Samurai! ( Hopefully a new tattoo for me )






C-A-R-T-O-O-N-S ( PART 5 )

Carpet Shock! Octo-Pie! (He's upset 'cause somebody baked him in a pie)

Sheep Pun!

....and that's the problem with staplers,....sometimes they're a giant snake monster!




Most days I feel like this Cactus,.....





Wednesday, January 19, 2011

C-A-R-T-O-O-N-S ( PART 4 )

Anything worth doing doing,....

Having reading material is important when you have to poop


Symbiosis can be painful,.....and funny


HA!



Indecisive breakfast





The epitome of having a bad day,..........
(i think we can all relate to this)





I like squirrels,.....
.............not a big fan of Mr.Peanut







He's made of towels!
Therefore in backward, topsy-turvy land
he has a human as drying implement!




There was love was meant to be!












C-A-R-T-O-O-N-S ( PART 3, Puns & Funny Stuff )

Crazy! Monster Cone
Surly & Sad Ice cream cones


Come on, tell me you've had this thought?
NO? Just me huh? Oh well



a creepy vegetable


B-a-a-a-a-a-c-o-n! I know what you're thinking,....
"Where did the Mustard get a flame thrower that small?"
& "Why is he so pissed at the Mayo?"
Who is better on a sandwich ? ?


6 Pack of Bear!
(technically there's only 5)
the 6th one got the hell outta there,...he didn't want to get drank!



Ox Moron


Chicken "Tenders"
If only you could pay for things in poultry!
. . . . then there'd be even more puns



C-A-R-T-O-O-N-S ( PART 2 Coffee & Cartoons )




Half a cup of Coffee -

( i thought this would make a great sculpture,...unfortunately I don't work in ceramics) Tea!

International Cafe'



Weak Cup -o-Coffee




Coffee Pot! Bad Cup - o -Coffee,.....


I never quite got the point of decaf























C-A-R-T-O-O-N-S ( PART 1 )

A collection of my cartoons, that spans over ten years,.....
Disturbing but funny!

Fish outta water,.......with style


My friend Rob as a duck knight








Drunkin' bat with a bag of O-Neg




















Saturday, December 18, 2010

M_o_u_s_e

Almost done!!!!!!


*Work in progress*

A fun piece to work on! When all is said and done he should be about the size of guinea pig.
Bolts for eyes, and a rubber stopper for nose!
More pictures to follow!!