Duck (Duct) Tape!

RedBull Robot

This piece was put together in a few hours with scrap wire I found. I was drinking a Red Bull whilst making it, and thought it'd be interesting to give the finished form a shield & sword, . . . but I went with armor instead. Kinda reminded me of Transformer -( the Michael Bay kind, . . . which wasn't intentional)

Wire Hands (again)

Wire Hands, . . . again.


My Leatherman Charge. I used it for a majority of the sculpting of this piece.




Me shaking hands







*I tried several times to edit my previous post and add these 2 pictures,
but alas I was not able to. I could add them but not post?!
I'm pretty sure no one will care all too much or at all!

Fauxtography ( Fort Washington Park)

Kelly & Mack & I at Fort Washington State Park

Dog vs Vacuum

Pure Awesomeness

this would make an awesome tattoo

BATTLE FOOD!

PORK & BEANS

Hot Dog Super Hero: PORK

and his dynamite lovin' sidekick: BEANS!




Pork's arch nemesis the WICKED PICKLE, (to be seen in a later blog)
Here Pork is battling Wicked Pickles minions,....the equally evil, and easily stopped GURKIN Troops

Narcoleptic Beast of Burden

A Bull, . .dozing off, whilst driving a bull dozer





*The idea for this came from Kelly's Step Mom. Thank you Jen*

Hearing things wrong can be funny!

I love the band Foreigner!
And I love their song Juke Box Hero!
I hear things wrong on occasion,.... this was one of those times!

I'm gonna rock ya, then quench ya thirst, and then I'm goin' save the day!
(puts me to mind of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Juice Box Hero!



Juke Box Hero An AWESOME song
(copy & paste the below link into your browser and enjoy,
or go to iTunes and buy it!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tzi8wkYgI

Confused!

The conflicted Platypus. Living in 2 worlds,...but belonging to neither

Even more CARTOONS!!!!

CAMP FIRE TORTURE!



TORPEDO!



HAPPY CORN, . . . . this corn makes me smile!



I got this idea from Kelly's stepmom Jen,..I recently showed her and Chris-(Kelly's dad) my work and they liked it a lot
The horn isn't french in type,...but that's what makes it funny to me!
And hopefullly you fine folks out there in the internet land!



You'd be angry too,..if dog's pee'd on you!

Hay! Yo! (yo) What's Up?

I got the inspiration for this at work. I work at a craft store. And as I've mentioned in earlier posts, we sell dumb things. We sell bails of hay,...and I saw one of my co-workers pushing a cart of it around. I said to her "HEY" and then realizing what I said-( I apparently am funnier to myself then anyone else) I began to laugh.... so I probably looked kinda insane.

Oh well,...

if they can't take a joke

fuck'em!