Dog vs Vacuum

Pure Awesomeness

this would make an awesome tattoo

BATTLE FOOD!

PORK & BEANS

Hot Dog Super Hero: PORK

and his dynamite lovin' sidekick: BEANS!




Pork's arch nemesis the WICKED PICKLE, (to be seen in a later blog)
Here Pork is battling Wicked Pickles minions,....the equally evil, and easily stopped GURKIN Troops

Narcoleptic Beast of Burden

A Bull, . .dozing off, whilst driving a bull dozer





*The idea for this came from Kelly's Step Mom. Thank you Jen*

Hearing things wrong can be funny!

I love the band Foreigner!
And I love their song Juke Box Hero!
I hear things wrong on occasion,.... this was one of those times!

I'm gonna rock ya, then quench ya thirst, and then I'm goin' save the day!
(puts me to mind of the Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
Juice Box Hero!



Juke Box Hero An AWESOME song
(copy & paste the below link into your browser and enjoy,
or go to iTunes and buy it!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7tzi8wkYgI

Confused!

The conflicted Platypus. Living in 2 worlds,...but belonging to neither

Even more CARTOONS!!!!

CAMP FIRE TORTURE!



TORPEDO!



HAPPY CORN, . . . . this corn makes me smile!



I got this idea from Kelly's stepmom Jen,..I recently showed her and Chris-(Kelly's dad) my work and they liked it a lot
The horn isn't french in type,...but that's what makes it funny to me!
And hopefullly you fine folks out there in the internet land!



You'd be angry too,..if dog's pee'd on you!

Hay! Yo! (yo) What's Up?

I got the inspiration for this at work. I work at a craft store. And as I've mentioned in earlier posts, we sell dumb things. We sell bails of hay,...and I saw one of my co-workers pushing a cart of it around. I said to her "HEY" and then realizing what I said-( I apparently am funnier to myself then anyone else) I began to laugh.... so I probably looked kinda insane.

Oh well,...

if they can't take a joke

fuck'em!

A Candy Bar

The ButterFinger dropped a tray of drinks because he's got, . . . well, ya know.
And the Snickers,...well,... you guys probably get it

PIE RAT!

A Rat in a Pie tin! A Pie Rat!! Get it?!

I love puns,...and pie

Slinky + Business Cards = C O O L

Take one mini-metal Slinky (cuz plastic Slinky's iz fo wussies) add a couple Neodymium magnets-(also why you need the metal Slinky) and VIOLA:
A cool looking, cheap business card holder!










The previous post is a robot scultpure holding business cards. Hopefully one day I'll have a place to put all of these cards where I can hand them out / people can take them. But until then I will trudge along slowly but surely in this great fultile effort of being AWESOME-(said with much Hubris :)
Seriously though,....it would be amazing to be able to have the chance to do what I love to do and have the recognition & money that I want and deserve for my work(s)

Business Card Robot!

*If only I had a place to peddle my wares,..
this business card holder might actually be relevant*