F_A_C_E_S

FACES CAN FOUND EVERYWHERE!
(If not found, then manufactured)



One-Eyed Camera Case!
with zipper mouth

Distraught Outlet Face!

Dist-outlet Face?

Chex-Mix Soup Face!

Beadie-Eyed Huge Potpourri Mouth

Chex_Mix Pretzel Eyes!

Happy paper trimmer!

(you'd have to do picture framing to get this one!)

Sad grapefruit face!
at Kitchen Bar

Worn metal mouth!
from a display at Panera

Happy Pizza

HaPizza!

(made whilst snowed in with Kelly)

Sweet Potato Hair!

Sangria Smile!

Pepper Nose

Sushi Eyes!

( the face that started it all )

Hummus Face

Blueberry Eyes

Squash Creature!
(a customer left a squash at work. Yes a customer brought a squash into a craftstore and left it behind,....so i carved it. What would you have done?)

Dinner Turtle!

Rubberband Face

Beedie eyed screaming picture hanger!

Sawtooth Face!

Rubberband face!

(this one was an accident)

Plate Face!

Sad Belt Buckle Mouth

Coffee cup face

(I've had thousands of cups of coffee,....and had never seen this as a face until recently)

Distraught Tenis Ball

Grater Face!

Grimmacing Sawtooth Jaw

Fauxtography part 8

In N.Y.C. I accompanied Kelly into the city to help her
take some stock photos for her a project

Epic Escalator!

Looks like I'm making lightning!

Artsy boots! I miss my shit kickers!

Rubbin' elbows with some folks!

Waiting for the train back I was bored, so i was palying with a quarter

(it looks all trippy)

Fauxtography part 7

S-N-O-W ! -----------S-N-O-W ! -----------S-N-O-W !------------S-N-O-W !



Taken right outside of work. It's odd to me that I could find soemthing so serene right outside a place of constant aggrivation,.....whooda thunk it?!

Looks kinds like the tendrils from the movie adaptation of

Robert Heinleims "Invasion of the Body Snatchers"

Taken in the intersection right outside of my work,...... whatta bitch it was to drive in this

The recent weather has been a real pain in the ass, ....
......but it does makes the world look pretty

The ice covered spoiler of my car!

A tree outside my work dipped in ice! The flash made the branches glow

( I am not great at taking picture,...which is evident in the pictures :( but it makes me happy :)

Fauxtography part 6

PennyPack Park


Sunset

Me testing out the timer feature on my camera!

Fauxtography part 5

For halloween we went to the penitiary in philly,
I got some interesting shots,..I am very fond of the guard tower

Fauxtography part 4

Straw-vision! Kelly's eye seen through a Panera smoothie straw!
( taken with the crappy camera on a Razor flip phone )
The reflection of a fancy lamp in my coffee cup!
I have a picture of the lamp in another blog

Picture framing vices,...

Ithought it kinda looked like a metal serpent or robot vertebrae

C-O-R-K-S !

An ant's view of my tape measure!

The power went out at Kelly's one night!

I thought that these candles looked cool!

Negative fountain water

Me being bored on my lunch break and having a new phone with a better camera!

Love this picture! The fountain at the mall nearmy work